The best solution for comfortably wearing office garb on hot summer days is the jockstrap underneath.
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thisisjustgreat: Another patriotic holiday celebrated the only way we know how: overeating.
I dug out my cooler
Getting ready for a boozy picnic in the park. There will also be lots of fried chicken.
Trying to be a normal sleeper
I’m up quite early for a weekend. And y’all are … posting on Tumblr. Quite a bit, actually. Do I always miss this?
Longest one-year contract ever
Just finished Week 34 of work. Yes, I’m counting.
Tons of people are graduating this weekend. So: blanket congratulations to all of you. And if this is from college, know that you can still drink about the same amount but it won’t be as cheap.
Did I just hear a Lana del Rey song on a Nespresso commercial?
827: Really, Kevin? Really?
This week flattened me.
But I still want to go out. Can he do it?