May 2012
55 posts
Secret revealed
The best solution for comfortably wearing office garb on hot summer days is the jockstrap underneath.
May 31st
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“Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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thisisjustgreat: Another patriotic holiday celebrated the only way we know how: overeating.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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I dug out my cooler
Getting ready for a boozy picnic in the park. There will also be lots of fried chicken.
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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Trying to be a normal sleeper
I’m up quite early for a weekend. And y’all are … posting on Tumblr. Quite a bit, actually. Do I always miss this?
May 19th
May 18th
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Longest one-year contract ever
Just finished Week 34 of work. Yes, I’m counting.
May 18th
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Woo
Tons of people are graduating this weekend. So: blanket congratulations to all of you. And if this is from college, know that you can still drink about the same amount but it won’t be as cheap.
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 7th
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Buh?
Did I just hear a Lana del Rey song on a Nespresso commercial?
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 5th
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WatchWatch
827: Really, Kevin? Really?
May 5th
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This week flattened me.
But I still want to go out. Can he do it?
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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